January 17, 2023
OMG
ChatGPT is
taking our jobs!
let me start by asking a question
Hypothetically, if you were a human, what would scare you the most about an AI?
As a language model AI, I do not have the ability to feel fear or any other emotions. However, if I were a human, I would imagine that the fear would be around the potential for AI to become too advanced and surpass human intelligence, potentially leading to the loss of control over AI and the potential for it to harm humanity. Additionally, concerns around job displacement and privacy invasion could also be sources of fear.
Hypothetically
If you were a technical SEO professional, what would be the most important part of your job?
If I were a Technical SEO, the most important part of my job would likely be ensuring that a website is technically sound and optimized for search engines.
01
Conducting website audits to identify any technical issues that may be impacting search engine visibility, such as broken links, duplicate content, or missing meta tags.
02
Optimizing website structure and architecture to improve crawlability and indexation by search engines.
03
Improving website performance and page speed, which can have a direct impact on search engine rankings and user experience.
04
Utilizing tools such as Google Search Console and analytics platforms to track website performance and identify areas for improvement.
05
Monitoring search engine algorithms and guidelines to stay updated on best practices for Technical SEO and adapting the website accordingly.
06
Collaborating with content and link building teams to ensure that the website is optimized for both search engines and users.
Helpful Prompts
create a robots.txt file that
blocks Mozilla from /assets/, but allows /assets/javascript/:
User-agent: Mozilla
Disallow: /assets/User-agent: *
Allow: /assets/javascript/
Create JSON-LD Schema for a cafe named
Lumar, 123 main st, anytown USA 12345, phone number 999-555-1212
{
"@context": "http://schema.org",
"@type": "Cafe",
"name": "Lumar",
"address": {
"@type": "PostalAddress",
"streetAddress": "123 Main St",
"addressLocality": "Anytown",
"addressRegion": "USA",
"postalCode":"",
"telephone": "999-555-1212"
}
}
Create a valid XML sitemap for
lumar.io
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9">
<url>
<loc>https://www.lumar.io</loc>
<lastmod>2023-01-16</lastmod>
<changefreq>weekly</changefreq>
<priority>1.0</priority>
</url>
</urlset>
Hypothetically
If you worked in Customer Success for a SaaS company, what would be the most important part of your job?
If I were working in customer support for a SaaS company, the most important part of my job would likely be providing excellent customer service to ensure customer satisfaction and retention.
01
Responding to customer inquiries and issues in a timely and professional manner, through various channels such as email, phone, live chat and social media.
02
Troubleshooting and resolving customer issues, or escalating them to the appropriate department if necessary.
03
Providing detailed and accurate information about the company's software and services, and maintaining up-to-date knowledge of the products.
04
Keeping accurate records of customer interactions and issues, and using that information to improve the support process.
05
Collaborating with other teams such as product development, sales and marketing to ensure that customer needs are being met.
06
Continuously learning and staying up-to-date on industry trends and best practices for customer support.
Hypothetically
If you were in SaaS sales, what would be the most important part of your job?
If I were a SaaS sales representative, the most important part of my job would likely be identifying and qualifying potential customers, and then effectively communicating the value of my company's software to them.
01
Building and maintaining a pipeline of qualified leads through various methods such as cold calling, emailing, networking and attending events.
02
Identifying potential customers' needs and pain points, and positioning the company's software as a solution to those needs.
03
Effectively communicating the value of the software through demonstrations, presentations, and other sales materials.
04
Building and maintaining relationships with potential customers to increase the chances of closing a sale.
05
Collaborating with the marketing and product teams to stay updated on new features and developments in the software, and to ensure that sales materials are accurate and up-to-date.
06
Continuously learning and adapting to new sales techniques and technologies, to optimize the sales process.
Regex
Here's an example of a regular expression that matches a string of characters that starts with "https://" or "http://" and ends with ".com":
^(https:\/\/|http:\/\/).*\.com$
XPath
Here's an example of an XPath expression that selects all "book" elements that have a "price" element with a value greater than 30:
//book[price>30]
Imagen
A text-to-image diffusion model with an unprecedented degree of photorealism and a deep level of language understanding
Link to Imagen
Phenaki
Realistic video generation from open-domain textual descriptions using textual prompt sequences
Link to Phenaki
About These Prompts...
Do You Even Google?
You HAVE to know what to ask OpenAI. If you find that you are consistently receiving less than optimal results, it's most likely you, not the AI, who needs to change.Have you completed the Quickstart tutorial in OpenAI? If not, start there. Then move on to the Examples, so you can see how OpenAI expects to be communicated with.
About These Prompts...
Shall we play a game?
I asked ChatGPT to create a simple in-browser trivia game and let it choose the questions and answers. [Button below will not take you to game.]
